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Hulk Is Hero. It has been a long and hard two years for director Louis Letterier. To bring The Incredible Hulk to the screen was not only only a huge task in terms of scale but also in terms of a media and fanbase who were protective over a character they felt had been misconstrued […]
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I am a little leary of the situation. The truth will come out when, and if the US economy, and the dollar begins to strengthen. If prices remain high, you’ll know someone is lying. Either OPEC doesn’t have the supply they claim they have, or Analysts are incorrect when they say demand has decreased. Personally, I don’t buy the claim that demand has decreased. Population is ever increasing, so, the the demand should always be increasing. 
- jangofett101
May 14th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I was really hoping I could read what Carlos posted yesterday after I signed off for the day. But, no! Someone had to go and break the boards. Again.
I blame Mike. He’s usually responsible for things like this.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Do posts in here count towards our post count?
May 14th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Is anybody listening?
May 14th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
No.
I blame Stewart. He’s been very quiet lately.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Do posts in here count towards our post count? Because that would be cool.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Nah, they’re separate databases. Otherwise I would just spam this website.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
They exist only to serve our needs. Severe punishment is required.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
The front page works, so it may be an issue with IPB, not the host. Thanks for starting this thread.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
However, Dreamhost really needs to respond to trouble tickets more quickly!
May 14th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I think they had a major problem with one of their SQL servers today so they’re probably running around like chickens with their heads chopped off.
I’d probably get banned for that at EE, wouldn’t I?
May 14th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Three round bursts are a must!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
How would you all feel if I told you that I’m typing this post in the nude?
May 14th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I would really like to be considered for a part in the next Harry Potter movie. Where can I send my resume and headshot?
May 14th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I was posting in the news story right below this thread. Then I realised that nobody ever reads the frontpage
*rimshot
May 14th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I’ve been posting in the Caprica story below this thread.
Then I realised nobody cares about that shit
May 14th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
WTF? It wont let me post shit here
May 14th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
These posts are seriously delayed… I made the Three round burst post 2 hours ago, and it just showed up now along with the 5 posts beneath it.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Is it time for me to return?
May 14th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I knew this would happen. You all deserve this.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Fuck you jango. >:-)
May 14th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Mwuhuhuhuh! Bow before me omni fools for I have destroyed your boards!!
May 14th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Mwahahahaha!
Bow before me omni scum for I have destroyed your precious x-boards!
May 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Yield to my awesome vegan double post!!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Why can’t I post in this
May 14th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
This is what happens when Throb, Carlos, Honks, Budige and I post in the same thread within mere hours of one anoither.
Told ya so.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I blame Elgar for bringing about the Apocalypse.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I want the boards back.
And, Damiano. . . .
May 14th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
WTF is a cylon anyway?
Hi wootie tootie
May 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
We have anti stalking laws for sick fucks like you
May 14th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I am a little leary of the situation. The truth will come out when, and if the US economy, and the dollar begins to strengthen. If prices remain high, you’ll know someone is lying.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
THE BOARDS ARE GONE!!!! I”M SORRY, I”LL NEVER EAT MEAT AGAIN!!!!!! I”VE RENOUNCED MY FLESHY WAYS!!!!!!
Forgive me Josef…please
May 14th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
jango, your posts keep getting marked as spam for some reason!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Anyone know how mail-order brides work? I mean: Where do these women come from? How do they get into it?
May 14th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Speaking of mail-order brides, there’s some pretty smoking hot women out there putting themselves up for marriage. Why? Can’t they find a man on their own? Is it that these women are former prostitutes that are too old to perform?
I think I’ll start a thread about this. . . .
Oh, right. I can’t right now.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
WHAT i COME BACK HERE TO CHECK IN AND POST IN LIKE MONTHS AND THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON????? I have all kinds of drama and fun filled stories. F this place I am going home.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Hey Iceman, you up for a game of beach volleyball?
May 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
WTF? Why are mine marked as Spam. Honkey is the spam mod.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I was going to post a pic now that the surgery is done and the scars have healed, but I guess you can all forget it, for I am realizing I am much too beautiful to associate with the likes of you!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
First Reek Poodoo erases a forum… now he erases a whole message board.
Fear him.
I SAID FEAR HIM!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Increased length and girth gives more pleasure
Adding inches, thickness and girth to your member can now be done in one easy step.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I told you not to piss me off by doubting my existence…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Haha! You fukcing fucks are bordlessI heard abou yall assholes talknig shit about me
if I was still mod I wouldve destoryed this place klong ago just to spite youFucks
May 14th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I told you not to piss me off and doubt my existence…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Ha! double posts will be HUGE in 2008.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
The Pope has given us permission to believe in UFOs. How does that make you feel?
May 14th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Dammit! When is this bitch coming back online?
May 15th, 2008 at 12:13 am
This is better than the boards, actually. It forces everyone to read everyone’s posts.
I think we are experiencing X-Realms V.6 in the making!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Stoltz plays Pylon in Paprika
May 15th, 2008 at 12:23 am
bummer.
I so rarely have time for internet goofing lately and when I do I get this…
sheesh
May 15th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Stoltz pays Cylon creator for Crap-in-a-can.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Sil, Pat called you a bitch. About five posts up.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:36 am
We COULD all go spam Eggplant Empire.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:12 am
No action from our webhosts yet. I think I may have to fly over there and beat someone up.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:57 am
In all seriousness you may as well all come over to EE, it’s a much better ‘place’ and our membrs post pictures of their boobies in our secret gallery!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Now all you need are some female members.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Now all you need are some female members.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
The X-Boards are back online!