In a recent conversation with X-Boarder forcesinger, I found I was having a hard time describing the music of Ken Nordine. Is it spoken word or jazz? Is he serious or playing a joke on all of us? Are we laughing with him or at him?
Well, I figure it’s a little bit of both on all counts.
Ken Nordine hails from Chicago; his deep, resonant voice may be recognizable to older X-Boarders as the voice heard in a million ’60s and ’70s commercials (Taster’s Choice Coffee in particular comes to mind). I include him in the same category as American Beat-era greats. Think: Jack Kerouac, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Allen Ginsberg… and Ken Nordine. His own unique art combines off-kilter everyman observations and anecdotes spoken over a background of beatnik cool jazz, and has to be heard to be believed. In spite of his dry manner and appearance, there’s some strange Cold War paranoia and panic bubbling deep under the surface, deep below Nordine’s deep, deep voice… maybe that’s why he was hired to voice-coach Linda Blair during filming of “The Exorcist”.
Nordine’s lyrics are gut-busting hilarious and bizarre:
………
my baby didn’t say anything
just looked at me with that special look my baby has
i looked back
with that special look i get
when my baby looks at me with that special look she gets
………
or
………
have you ever been hungry in the middle of the night?
that happens to me sometimes
and then i go raid the icebox
for example, the other night i did that
we had some leftover welsh rarebit
i found that and a couple crackers
piece of celery
and an olive and i
sat down in the middle of the night
i was very, very
hungry
………
On this, Nordine’s debut album, he experiments with faux interviews, “soundscapes”, true (?) stories, and nonsensical jaff riffs. He was a pioneer… playing with the mixing process to create atomspheric audio environments decades before Brain Eno and others. But all within his context of “Word Jazz”… telling stories to amuse and bemuse.
I first heard of Nordine in high school. A friend’s father had the original LP, and when we first heard it, we felt like we had discovered a comedy goldmine. Neither of us had heard anything like Word Jazz before — and we never would again. Ken Nordine is a one-of-a-kind treasure who, at age 85, is still producing weekly radio shows and even released his first DVD recently.
Word Jazz is not for passive listening… you’ll get the most out of it when you give it your full attention. In fact, it may be hard not to once you put it on. Do yourself a favor - check out Ken Nordine, baby.


NOTE: This album is no longer in circulation… a “Best Of” compilation was issued on CD several years ago and is now out of print, fetching more than $50 at Amazon and eBay. This compilation included all but one of the original LP tracks, which I’ve located and sequenced in the original order, with original album art… as a gift for those who know where to look.
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A phenomenon that stretched over 28 years appears to have come to a halt this summer. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith completed George Lucas’ six part space saga that revolutionized the cinematic experience in 1977, when Star Wars (which later became Episode IV: A New Hope) set new standards in film and arguably started the ‘blockbuster’ genre. This first big movie franchise nurtured the largest fan base (most likely) any film series has ever had, a community now devoid of a new Star Wars movie to anticipate. But surely a franchise that has garnered millions upon millions of dollars will be reluctant to fade from the limelight completely.
So then, where exactly does the legacy of Star Wars lie? The straightforward answer: in television. Again. Star Wars ventures on the small screen are a mixed bag. When the Original Trilogy (i.e. Episodes 4, 5 and 6) finished with Return of the Jedi in 1983, George Lucas came up with the idea to produce a Star Wars television feature that centered around the Ewoks (the cuddly bear-like creatures from Episode 6), which resulted in the 90 minute film Caravan of Courage. 65 Million US viewers of the premiere and an Emmy award for special effects were reason enough to create the sequel The Battle for Endor in 1985, to equal success. On the other hand, George Lucas was also responsible for the abominably infamous Holiday Special, a TV special about the Wookies (the ape-like race Chewbacca stems from) produced in the aftermatch of the first film’s impact in 1978. Despite a large amount of viewers, the Holiday Special remains one of Star Wars universe’s most shameful chapters (to the point that George Lucas made sure it was never aired again or released on video).
History seems to be repeating itself, at least what strategy is concerned about. With the completion of the Prequels, the second trilogy, Lucas wants to continue his universe on television. The faith that new TV projects will pay off is largely due to the success of the Clone Wars series, an animated blend of anime and CGI created by Genndy Tartakovsky (Samurai Jack) detailing the epic war that broke out in Attack of the Clones (Episode 2) and were concluded in Revenge of the Sith. The three (Volume I) to twelve (Volume II) minute episodes were aired to great critical appraisal. This achievement paved the way for Clone Wars 3D and an as of yet untitled live action series, two television projects slated for late 2007. Here’s a collection of what is known so far about these two series:
Clone Wars 3D
Release date: autumn 2007
Length: 30 minutes per episode
Amount of episodes: unknown
Crew: Catherine Winder (Ice Age, Aeon Flux, Spawn), Key Animator: Rob Coleman
Story: The series is set in the time of the Clone Wars (i.e. between Episodes 2 and 3)
George Lucas is planning on scripting 13 teleplays before the series goes into full production in March 2006
Most of the animation work will be created in the new Lucasfilm Animation studios in Singapore
Preproduction has already commenced at Lucasfilm Animation
Live Action Series
Release date: 2007, according to a statement by producer Rick McCallum (originally 2008)
Budget: Planned are $1.8m per episode
Crew: George Lucas will provide the story and executive produce. McCallum will produce, while an array of scriptwriters will pen the individual teleplays (Lucasfilm is currently on the lookout)
Length: 100 episodes (i.e. 4 - 5 seasons), 1 hour per episode (or 45 minutes, as is the standard length for drama series)
Story: The series is set in the twenty year time span between Episodes 3 and 4
The story will focus on some characters who only had minor roles in the films
Characters from the Expanded Universe (Star Wars books and comics) will be shown in flesh and blood
Lucas has approached Daniel Logan, if he’d like to reprise his role as a young Boba Fett in the series
Ian McDiarmid has voiced interest in returning to play the Emperor in a few episodes
The series will be much darker than the films and more character-driven
McCallum promises, that the show will answer more questions that were raised in the films
Interior shooting will take place in the Fox Studios in Sydney, exterior ones all around the world
The series will be shot digitally in high-definition
Lucas is aspiring to create special effects of cinematic quality
The entire first year (season 1) will be scripted and shot in one go, i.e. the first episodes won’t start filming before the entire first season has been written
Preparations will be commence in early 2006
Lucas will be personally responsible for the first season, before he hands over the series to others
Furthermore, it is safe to assume that Lucasfilm will release yet another Star Wars DVD box set, containing all six movies. 2007, the year of Star Wars’ 30th anniversary, might present itself as the ideal timeframe for such a release. But in the age of DVDs, where bonus extras have become almost as important a feature in the package as the film itself, what can fans expect? How about a all digital Yoda in The Phantom Menace, to replace the hideous puppet that looks nothing like the diminutive green Jedi master when compared with the other films. On a whole, George Lucas never seems to be satisfied with the effects work on the original trilogy, so another overhaul might be in line. Also rumoured are new scenes added into the original trilogy, tying it better together with the new films.
Whatever happens, the X-Realms staff will be here to chronicle the latest developments on the Star Wars front, ensuring that readers who check back frequently enough will always be up to date.
(Contributing sources: StarWars-Union)
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